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It's not like I pay THAT much attention to sports, so all I know about Kobe Bryant is that he is a basketball player.
What irony. =/ Advertising for someone I'm hardly interested in.
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Went to Jurong Point with Momo and fat yesterday.
Sushi = happy Waiyee!
Saw this family with many kiddies and a maid eating sushi as well.
Then Momo said this: There's only one job that Singaporeans won't do.
C'mon, you can't be THAT daft not to realise what it is.
Watched Harry Potter.
I AM SO ANGRY WITH THE LADY AT THE TICKET COUNTER.
She gave us seats for the 2nd row, WHEN THERE WERE SEATS IN THE THIRD ROW.
Bitch!
Lao niang neck hurt you know or not!
Tom Felton is such a hot man!
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU ALL SAY YOU JEALOUS PEOPLE!
Tom Felton is a HOTTTTTTTTTT man(!!!)
Which makes me think of this.
Why is it that girls can call each other pretty, yet men cannot call each other handsome?
Let's see.........
BIG ego, maybe? 8)
Movie would be better with much more fighting towards the end. =/
Just an opinion.
Tom Felton is hot okay!
FYI, he is Draco Malfoy!
Those kiddy people should seriously grow a brain.
No, infact, they should grow brains!!!!
But I don't think that it can fit into their puny little rotting heads!
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On the brighter side of things, sissy showed me a video the other day!
ENJOY! (8
Lo and behold.
Got to say my seating arrangement in homeroom is shouting: Screw insects!
Every single day, or maybe not, without fail, an insect has to fly into my homeroom.
What makes things worse is that it flies around only one side of the classroom.
If you are not THAT dingbatty, you'd have realised that it is attacking the area where I'm sitting at!
On Friday, we were attacked by a bee.
A BEE.
Not the fuzzy, yellow kind of bee!
And happened very so when we were doing SERIOUS stuff in class.
For examplaaaaaaaar, doing the mock SS test after school.
YES, THAT WAS HOW LONG IT DISTURBED US FOR.
It keeps flying out of the door, and into the window which is on the other side of the door!
MARVELS me how the bee is able to direct itself.
And I was so afraid that it'd actually sting me, I was so distraught!
Plus, I even knocked Minjia's arm over trying to get away from the bee.
Really, I'm THAT scared.
And just now I was washing the rice when I found...............
APHIDS.
Not sure what an aphid is? http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/Gardeners/f0016.jpg
THAT is an aphid.
Really, insects are SICK.
And my house is being attacked by a mozzie, which is why I'd locked myself in my room.
I used to be bitten by mozzies at least once a day.
And leading to a very unfortunate incident during June 2007.
Seriously, why should people worry about H1N1 when there are crazy amounts of people having dengue fever OR malaria and they could actually DIE?
Don't know what malaria is?
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Tsk, is all I have to say to you. ):
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So, I'm also very upset about my seating arrangements!
Firstly, being attacked by bugs is one thing.
BUT, I have to change seats during Math lessons.
And guess what?
I DO NOT GET ANY COOL WIND FROM THE FAN AT ALL.
Such injustice!
There I am, perspiring my heart out, and no one cares about the dilemma I am in!
How do you expect the seating arrangement to benefit me, when I am busy bothering about how hot I am and how much perspiration is going to drench my shirt?
Seriously, HOW?!
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I know I am very mean to someone but HECK.
I have so much troubles on my mind to begin with!
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So every day, I am dismissed at 5.30 OR later.
Even the earliest is at 3++++++++++?
My brain is burned out.
I hate insects.
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Humans have a tendency to hide rude remarks under a veneer of politeness. They also have a tendency not to realize that everyone does this, and therefore everyone is aware when she’s being insulted, even when the insult is disguised as a question or compliment. Let’s take a look at some of the euphemistic phrases we could live without hearing ever again.
“You look tired”
Translation: “You look like hell.” This statement is vague enough that it could apply to any aspect of your appearance. Eye bags, frizzy hair, slouchy posture—something about your look screams “I need an Advil and a nap.” And usually when someone says “you look tired,” you actually feel totally fine, leaving you to wonder what you did wrong when getting ready in the morning.
The worst part is, you have to play along when you answer this question. If you respond, “No, I feel great!” you’re essentially saying, “I have no excuse for looking like crap, and in fact I wasn’t aware I look so awful.” So you’re obligated to mutter something about a late night and flee to the nearest mirror.
“No offense, but…”
Can we all make a collective agreement never to say this again? If you ever find yourself beginning a sentence with, “No offense, but…” pause and remind yourself this phrase does not magically negate the insult that comes next. “You have the most hideous singing voice I’ve ever heard… but that’s just my opinion” is a similar faux pas.
Pulling out “all I’m saying is…” at the end of an argument
You probably know one or two people who must have the last word. Just when the argument is winding down and you’re ready to drop the subject entirely, they say something like, “Well, it’s not that big of a deal, but all I’m saying is…” and then proceed to reiterate their argument in detail for another two minutes. By the time they finish, it’s clear they were listening to absolutely nothing you said, and it takes all your willpower not to retort with a similar summary of your viewpoint that starts the whole argument all over again.
“You look just like someone I know”
Typically, this means, “I want to talk to you but have absolutely no better opening line.” This one is problematic because it’s impossible to respond to. What are you supposed to say?
- “Wow! Let me get this straight. So you’re a stranger who knows another stranger who resembles me? That is so interesting. Tell me more!”
- “Yeah! You look just like my eighth grade piano teacher’s gardener. It’s uncanny.”
- *awkward nodding*
- “…….So, do you like stuff?”
“Is everything all right?”
Similar to “you look tired,” this unwelcome question forces you to wonder: “What was I doing to make him/her ask this? Am I making a weird face or something?” And you know what, maybe you were! Maybe you were thinking about your C- in Chemistry, or maybe you were remembering the time you asked your crush to the movies and s/he informed you, “I’m already dating someone.” You can’t be expected to look content and normal every moment of the day. Can’t a human being make a weird face every now and then without his friends turning into Dr. Phil?! Apparently, no.
“It was [pausepausepausepause] interesting….”
This is the line you hear after making your friends watch “Donnie Darko” or showing them the short story you’ve been working on. They clearly hated it but are too nice to say this directly. Or so they think. Because actually, everyone knows that calling something “interesting” is another way of saying “it’s not for me” or “I didn’t get it” or “it was terrible; how could you do this to me?” People should either own up to their opinions and say “Donnie Darko” was a confusing mess, or psych themselves up to lie their heads off.
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Hear, hear. I am Asian Avril Lavigne! Hah. Don't kid yourself, woman.
You can't even pronounce her name properly!
What a joke.
There's this stupid bell ringing and ringing.
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Okay, maybe I should not have laughed. How mean of me. ):
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Went to the doc's just now.
Had to go all the way to Raffles because I wanted to see a female doc.
So now, I've been told that I am having an allergy reaction which will last for very long and disappear someday as surprisingly as it came.
It might last to about 3 months(?!?!?!?!) plusplus.
Woe is me.
And I had the nicest tasting fishball noodle ever. (:
So I have this poster made by myself motivating me and encouraging me to love Science.
Although I made a stupid move and pasted it behind the door where I would never see it.
I doubt I'd ever love Physics tho.
Last Tuesday lesson was 3 periods = app. 1hr30min.
The first 30 minutes was wasted due to the Halal food being sent up late.
When lesson started, I began doodling on my notes.
Then 10 minutes break = sleep.
And lesson ended earlier than expected.
So in the end, I only paid attention for around 3 minutes or so.
Screw Physics.
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Was damn irritated yesterday.
Drank a lot of barley wate made by my auntie then left for piano without peeing.
So when piano ended, I felt the need to pee, REALLY BAAAAAAD.
But the bus was late(!!!!!!!)
And I did not take a seat because I did not want random people sitting beside me again (it happened on my way to piano, uggggggggggh).
When the bus reached this particular stop, whaaaaaat the hell, so many people boarded it.
So I was practically cornered by those adults.
This lady, oh boy, she had to squeeze in between me and another person, and her back was facing me.
And, obviously, her butt was facing me too, and I tried so hard to not touch it.
It's a mean feat trying to do that in a crowded bus okay.
And this auntie was practically breathing into my ear.
And another lady breathing into my other year.
And I needed to pee.
And my tummywummy was itching so hard.
And the auntie continued to breathe into my ear.
And I was still trying not to touch the lady's butt.
What can I say?
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Just now in the train, this girl kept hitting me.
I hate public transport.
BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, with that having said, I'm never going to own a car, lest to say drive one.
BECAUSE I ALSO HATE TRAFFIC CONGESTION.
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I'm so unhappy with this world.
But I've stop itching. :D